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August 23rd, 2007 (09:15 am)

http://bored-in-ga.livejournal.com/

That's my new one. I promise I won't play any pregnancy jokes on it.

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May 22nd, 2007 (11:01 pm)

Thank you to my friends who put up with my stupid games. To clarify, I was not ever even in fear of being pregnant. There wasn't even a penis to put a condom on- yet. Anyway, stuff like this is fun to pull when you're stressed.

Lisa, you're such a sweetheart and despite the fact that I wasn't pregnant, I do appreciate your note.

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April 5th, 2007 (10:58 pm)

I decided not to keep it. I feel like the worst person in the world. I don't know if I should tell Stefan. Or my parents for that matter.

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April 3rd, 2007 (11:09 pm)

To clarify- I thought I had a UTI cause I've been having some cramps- not PMS cramps, that was two weeks ago. Stefan came over Saturday really late. Tuesday I went to Thagard to get some antibitotics and the labs said I have pregnancy horomones. I have a day left to decide whether to keep it. I am so fucked.

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April 2nd, 2007 (01:50 pm)

Holy crap, I'm pregnant.

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August 29th, 2006 (04:31 pm)

I need cosplay ideas for AWA. Stat. My ideas so far whether or not they are feasible given a month's time frame:

Cardboard Tube Samurai
The Fruit Fucker (both penny arcade)
The cow level from katamari 2- This would require a second person
Hello Kitty

And that's all I've got. I could do cardboard tube samurai in a month. Hello kitty would be awesome but that's going into a whole new realm of techniques plus there's that being dressed in fur all day thing. Although it'd be hella cute. Maybe. . . . .

Okay, so ideas? Stupid/silly/inconcievable I don't really care.

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August 14th, 2006 (04:54 pm)

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Your favorite movie
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Title of your movie
Playing you:otherkorean
Playing your mother:ringofadamant
Playing your love interest:avgrunn
The ending istragic.
The reviews arefour stars.
One person who will love the movie:joeybrook118
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Heeeeey, Wax ^^

tard_penguin [userpic]

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August 9th, 2006 (03:45 pm)

B-day party dessert: What do you guys think of an ice cream bar?

Couple flavors of ice creams and a bunch of toppings- chocolate sauce and caramel and whipped cream, that kind of stuff.

Yay or nay?

If yay, what toppings and what kind of ice cream?

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August 8th, 2006 (11:57 am)

There are two reasons to see Dodgeball (the movie about people playing dodgeball).

1) Ben Stiller says very random things. Those of you who think Zoolander absolutely kills Meet the Parents (*cough*Wax*cough*) will appreciate . . at least some parts of this movie. Ben Stiller is love.

2) Alan Tudyk aka Wash (aka the human kabob) plays a pirate. Yes. A pirate.

You can also see the human kabob at http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/Serenity.html where his untimely death is given a proper reaction. DAMN IT, JOSS. IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT THEN STICK WITH BUFFY.

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August 3rd, 2006 (10:18 am)

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (You people in Tallahassee) × I don't watch much TV these days.  (No cable. Still. Boo.) I own lots of books.  (Maybe not lots compared to other people but I've got all my school books.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. × I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.  (The Hooooole. . . .) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. × I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.  (Somtimes/all the time.) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (I'm even crazier and less mature.) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
it goes on... )

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